A guy with a big round orange head walks into a bar, and the bartender is stunned. The bartender asks the guy "What's with the head" The man begins to tell his story to the bartender.
"Well, on my way home from work today, I came across a magic lamp that granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I wished for a billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough the money was in there. Next, I asked for a supermodel girlfriend, and came home to the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."
Puzzled the bartender asks "And the third wish?"
"Then," says the man, "And this is where I think I went terribly wrong, I wished for this big orange round head..."
13 February, 2009
Pirate Steering Wheel Joke
A pirate with a steering wheel coming out the crotch of his pants walks into a pub. He walks up to the bar and orders a pint of the finest ale.
The bartender says "Here ya go mate. By the way, you do know you have a steering wheel coming out of your nuts there, eh?"
The pirate replies "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
The bartender says "Here ya go mate. By the way, you do know you have a steering wheel coming out of your nuts there, eh?"
The pirate replies "Arrrr, it's driving me nuts!"
30 January, 2009
Barack Obama Etch A Sketch !
http://news.google.com/news?q=obama%20etch-a-sketch&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&hl=en&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wn
Someone has drawn an epic portrait of Barack Obama using an Etch-A-Sketch. Is the etch-a-sketch made permanent or will a quick shake erase 80 hours of work? I didn't know they still made etch A sketches, there's one in my mom's basement from a long time ago.
Do they still make etch a sketches? It looks like there is a line across the bottom of the screen that would allow a connection to the other lines, I bet the stars have a smalls single line between them. Just observing.
Or maybe it's a photoshop. I wonder if there are a lot of etch a sketch photoshops.
Someone has drawn an epic portrait of Barack Obama using an Etch-A-Sketch. Is the etch-a-sketch made permanent or will a quick shake erase 80 hours of work? I didn't know they still made etch A sketches, there's one in my mom's basement from a long time ago.
Do they still make etch a sketches? It looks like there is a line across the bottom of the screen that would allow a connection to the other lines, I bet the stars have a smalls single line between them. Just observing.
Or maybe it's a photoshop. I wonder if there are a lot of etch a sketch photoshops.
Cash4Gold Ed McMahon and MC Hammer
Is Cash4Gold real? Not sure about Cash4Gold.com
Is Cash4Gold legit?
Cash4Gold is using Ed McMahon and MC Hammer now in a super bowl advertisement.
Will it be funny? Why aren't super bowl ads funny anymore?
Why did Cash4Gold.com choose Ed McMahon and MC Hammer to endorse the gold recycling company in their latest television commercial advertisement?
Places like that give you PENNIES on the dollar for what the gold is REALLY worth! I'd assume.
Is Cash4Gold legit?
Cash4Gold is using Ed McMahon and MC Hammer now in a super bowl advertisement.
Will it be funny? Why aren't super bowl ads funny anymore?
Why did Cash4Gold.com choose Ed McMahon and MC Hammer to endorse the gold recycling company in their latest television commercial advertisement?
Places like that give you PENNIES on the dollar for what the gold is REALLY worth! I'd assume.
23 January, 2009
2009 Australian Open Interrupted by Streaker
From Yahoo news:
A streaker interrupted a match involving Venus Williams and Serena Williams, versus Ayumi Morita and Martina Mueller.
MELBOURNE (Reuters) – Security at the Australian Open was again under scrutiny on Friday when a male streaker interrupted a doubles match involving the Williams sisters, Venus and Serena. Security staff captured the man and banned him from attending the rest of the tournament after he ran on to an outside court while the sisters were playing Ayumi Morita and Martina Mueller. Tennis Australia officials said the man was on court for just 14 seconds but the security guards' main job was to protect the players. "The focus of the on-court security team is always on player protection," Tennis Australia said in a statement. "They are instructed not to chase offenders as their focus at all times must remain on the players. The on-court actions of the security personnel reflected this focus on player protection." The incident happened shortly after dozens of Serbian and Bosnian fans were kicked out of Melbourne Park for fighting. (Reporting by Julian Linden, editing by Pritha Sarkar)
I wonder how much camera time the guy got and what was going through the minds of everyone?
A streaker interrupted a match involving Venus Williams and Serena Williams, versus Ayumi Morita and Martina Mueller.
MELBOURNE (Reuters) – Security at the Australian Open was again under scrutiny on Friday when a male streaker interrupted a doubles match involving the Williams sisters, Venus and Serena. Security staff captured the man and banned him from attending the rest of the tournament after he ran on to an outside court while the sisters were playing Ayumi Morita and Martina Mueller. Tennis Australia officials said the man was on court for just 14 seconds but the security guards' main job was to protect the players. "The focus of the on-court security team is always on player protection," Tennis Australia said in a statement. "They are instructed not to chase offenders as their focus at all times must remain on the players. The on-court actions of the security personnel reflected this focus on player protection." The incident happened shortly after dozens of Serbian and Bosnian fans were kicked out of Melbourne Park for fighting. (Reporting by Julian Linden, editing by Pritha Sarkar)
I wonder how much camera time the guy got and what was going through the minds of everyone?
The Top 50 Linux Alternatives for Popular Applications
This is according to laptoplogic.com:
Linux is quickly gaining popularity, but there are still many users afraid to convert as they are not familiar with the applications.
Application categories are things such as Animation and Audio Software, Graphics and Video Software, Office and Internet Software and Utilities.
They forgot to provide links to these apps so I will add some here:
Blender 3D: animation program
Pencil (2D): 2D animation program
KPovModeler: modeling program
Stopmotion: stopmotion program
Synfig (2D): 2D animation software package
Anime Studio 5 (2D)($199.99): commercial application for creating 2D animations
Audio CD Extractor (ripper): CD ripper
Audacity (recorder): free digital audio recorder/editor
Sound Converter: converts audio to mp3, wav, flac, or ogg.
Last Exit (player): standalone player for Last.fm
Hipo iPod Management Tool: iPod Management Tool
Utube-Ripper: download and save either the entire video, or the audio only, for youtube.
Freqtweak: real time audio spectral manipulation and display.
VLC: popular video player on any operating system.
AcidRip: tool for copying a DVD to a digital video file
Avidemux: video editing application.
DVD::RIP: convert an ISO or VOB files.
Gnome Subtitles: Edit, add, and manipulate subtitles
iriverter: convert videos for a wide array of portable video devices
Wink: create video screencasts
XBMC Media Center: media center for multiple platforms
GIMP: Similar to Adobe Photoshop. gtk = Gimp's the King
Hugin: panorama maker.
FlickrUploader: upload your images to your Flickr account.
Inkscape: Similar to Adobe Illustrator.
Phatch Photo Batch Processor: batch processor for photos
QCaD: to autoCAD
xPDF: suite of PDF tools
AbiWord: word processor
OpenOffice Writer: word processor
OpenOffice Spreadsheet: Similar to MS Excel.
OpenOffice Presentation: Similar to MS PowerPoint.
OpenOffice Impress: Similar to MS Publisher.
KAddressBook: personal contacts/address manager.
KOrganizer: calendar and scheduling app
GnuCash: finance management software
xCHM: CHM HTML file viewer
GPSDrive: designed to work with a GPS receiver.
Gnome Partition Editor:
Virtual Box OSE: virtual machine application
ClamAV: anti-virus software app for Linux
Gmount-ISO: easily mount a DVD or CD ISO image.
Opera: web browser.
Mozilla Firefox: web browser.
Thunderbird: email client
SeaMonkey: based on Firefox Internet browser
Evolution:email client
Pidgin IM: instant messaging client
gFTP: file transfer protocol app
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