A guy with a big round orange head walks into a bar, and the bartender is stunned. The bartender asks the guy "What's with the head" The man begins to tell his story to the bartender.
"Well, on my way home from work today, I came across a magic lamp that granted me three wishes. For my first wish, I wished for a billion dollars. I checked my bank account and sure enough the money was in there. Next, I asked for a supermodel girlfriend, and came home to the most beautiful woman I have ever seen."
Puzzled the bartender asks "And the third wish?"
"Then," says the man, "And this is where I think I went terribly wrong, I wished for this big orange round head..."